The Wizard of Oz (2009)

So here are Bono and I chatting. I told him I didn't like the movie the Wizard of Oz so we got into a discussion about a teen sex drama recreation with the same title.

So we have a rough cast:
Dorothy: Bonnie Piesse
The Tin Man: Ahmed Best
The Scarecrow: Sam Huntington
The Wicked Witch of the West: Kallie Flynn Childress
The Wizard of Oz: Christopher Walken
The Black and White Wizard: Stephen Colbert
The Good Witch of the North: Eva Mendes
All Munchkins: Verne Troyer
Aunty Em: Joan Rivers (barf)
Uncle Jerkoff.. Henry: The Ghost of Alec Guiness

Alright so we have a little bit of a plot so far. The plot is that Dorothy, your aloof girl who has boys all around her is competed for by the Scarecrow, who is the geeky guy and the hot, black, wise cracking Tin Man. All the meanwhile the Scarecrow is being joned after by the fat misunderstood Wicked Witch of the West. So while the film progresses, several advances are made to get Dorothy's ruby knee high lacheses boots which will give her the power to stomp ass and make Scarecrow hers. On their way to see the Wizard of Oz they befriend the Wizard's predecessor the Black and White Wizard who joins them on their journey in search of the one thing he's missing in his life.. truthiness. The Tin Man's awesome blackocity makes for the best film this century while he tries to pimp his way into Dorothy's pants. Scarecrow, being Dorothy's true friend uses his skills poorly to make her realise he's the man for her. The Wizard tells Dorothy that even Tin Man's dong may be huge, she could never forgive herself for not being with the Scarecrow. The Black and White Wizard learns the secret of truthiness and turns into Stephen Colbert, the Wizard of Truthiness. Traveling to the South he becomes the second Wizard who governs the mysterious land of America.