2006 In Wayneview

Holy typso that was another year gone by? Man I think I slept through March, June, July, September and October. I only remember the good times! Well lets see what we have in the old treasure trove cove of the vertiable fountain of informational databases of Wayne.

My first favourite memory is......!

ANIME FUCKING NORTH!

Oh you know I couldn't leave this out. What an awesome time. I submit there has been no better time in my life. It all started one hot (incredibly hot) summer day. May 26th, 2006 was the date. The name? Anime North '06.

Now I have had some good times. R.A.F. was awesome, but this! this surpassed it. Did anyone see how many righteous looking women were there? I mean whoa! Bam! Slam krackaplow! There haven't been this many boobs in one room at once. I swear. Not anywhere.

Ahem.

Now that I have control of myself I will replay how the fun went. The first night was by far the most typso. Chris and I got to the hotel a little after six o'clock and waited for his friend from Why-hurt-en. When we got to the hotel we set up in our room. We hooked the cube up to the T.V. somehow. I don't think we played yet. Anyways I didn't know what I was to expect when I got there. I expected big shit. I didn't expect a mega-dump of games, games, costumes, women and food. So I was wrong. It wasn't big, it was massive. Sue me. That night while I walked around and shopped I got the privilege of hanging out with Natalie, Angie, Krista and others. Whilst there I gazed upon probably, no definatly, the prettiest girl there, Pamela Stroud. I pretty much spent the rest of the night talking to her and introducing her to my personal jesus of snack food. WASABE PEAS... BITCH! yeah... had to add that. Anyways talking to her was probably the most fun I had talking to someone on my level of intellegence in a long time. Shes a sweet girl and is probably reading this right now. At the end of the night, I'd say around 1 in the AM, I waltzed back to my hotel and into bed... WITH STEVE?!?!?! Yeah, suffice it to say I didn't sleep well.

Day Two it was time for me and Chris to hit the Soul Calibarau IIIarau! tourny. My rating of my performance: Shit! Chris's performance at the tourny: Grankite Order of Tactics, Christopher Pike Medal of Valor, Silver Palm With Clusters, Cochrane Award, Wayne Empire Medal of Honor, Wayne Empire Citation for Conspicuous Gallantry, Fhilliam H. Muffman Award of Taking It Like A Man, Stephen Colbert's Silver Balls, Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation Award for Truthiness, 2nd Place Trophy. I learned that Pamela was gone so I went shopping to make myself feel better. I made myself feel better when I found out that the Hairy Tarantula was there. They said they would bring in some Star Trek CCG for me so I could have a dip in. That night we drank in our room while watching a DVD... rated 18A. Mine was poor, Chris's was better. I played Rogue Leader while the others watched the DVD.

Third day. I bought four packs. They were good. I got Captain Chakotay and Lily Sloane. Pretty awesome. I think I also got the Phoenix that time but I can't remember. Nothing happened that day other than the fact that we left. I also finally got the picture of Soccer Talim. Yum.

Thus ends Anime North

I Graduate. Hilarity Ensues.

Well I did it. After four years I installed c:/graduate.exe and pressed run. I graduated from high school with a 78.3% average. My best course by far was GLS but since that wasn't a course my best course was Gr. 12 Combined Vocal Music. I got an 85 in that course when I passed it. So during the last little bit of school I went and did that thing I do. I tried to get into another school. I was accepted into college.. six times. I was accepted to Court and Tribunal Agent, Court and Tribunal Admistration, Police Foundations and three others. I accepted Sheridan Brampton's offer into the Court and Tribunal Agent Program and that is where I am right now writing a piece of this post. As an update to where I left off on this paragraph my marks were A, A, B+, B+, C+, C+ ... freakin sweet!

I Get A Job, Sleeplessness Begins

This year I finally went out and got a job. Yes I wonder what you you're thinking, you're thinking I was thinking 'what was i thinking?'. Well I did need the extra cash for school this year and it has been proving to be an asset when I go out for dinner or have people over because I have the funds. Oh yeah, I work at Wal-Mart as a cashier, but I think I may be moving to the electronics department.

I Sense Something, A Presence I've Not Felt Since

I got acquainted with Stephen Colbert. Man that show is awesome. I cannot think of a better show at all only because of the little things he does. Like when she says "Tonight!" he always does some interesting thing with his body like weird camera angles in which his head will turn into. My favourite opening has to be the one where he spoke to Jonny Stew in typos. Man oh man do I have that one bookmarked.

Well thats it in big news... now onto what matters

Wayney Awards:

Best Person: Bono
Worst Person: Myself
Best New Friend: Pamela Stroud
Best Movie: Fun With Dick And Jane (its the only one I saw other than Pulse)
Worst Movie: Dark Water
Best Song: Want To - Sugarland
Worst Song: London Bridge - Fergie
Best T.V. Series: The Colbert Report
Worst T.V. Series: The Hilarious House of Frightenstein
Best CD: Like Red on a Rose - Alan Jackson
Worst CD: DreamGirls Soundtrack

Have a happy and safe new year!