January 8th: A History

• 871 - Battle of Ashdown - Danish Army Defeated by Some Douche
• 1297 - Monaco gains its independance (later loses it when Wayne Empire arrives in 2005)
• 1790 - George Washington delievers first State of the Union address in New York City
• 1815 - Battle of New Orleans
• 1867 - African American men given right to vote in Washington D.C.
• 1877 - Crazy Horse fights final battle with United States Calvary
• 1935 - Elvis Prestley is born
• 1942 - Stephen Hawking is born
• 1959 - Fidel Castro completes his conquest of Cuba
• 1962 - Leonardo DaVinci's Mona Lisa displayed for first time in United States
• 1967 - Michelle Forbes is born
• 1973 - Watergate Scandal revealed
• 1982 - Dow Jones Industrial reaches highest close ever at $2,002.25
• 2002 - American philanthropist Dave Thomas passes away
• 2004 - RMS Queen Mary II is christened as largest passenger ship by Queen Elisabeth II
• 2006 - Earthquake felt in Mediterranean Sea
• 2007 - Dave gets a girlfriend, Wayne Empire Rejoices!!!