Screen Writers Guilt

I am pissed. You may be asking "But Wayne, you're always pissed!!!!$%^&NipplePinchy!" Well you may be right, but now I am pissed because they have taken away the only T.V. I watch anymore. Thats right, Hitler and the Writers Guild of America are at it again, and why not throw Sadaam and Bin Laden in there too. Yep, their fault.

Now these pussies are depriving the good people of the Empire of their two favourite shows, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report (pronounced Colbair Re-pour to heroes and Coal-bert Re-port to traitors). Just because they reached an 'impasse' in their negotiations. Real heroes like Captain Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A. America, Bono and I would create some kind of patriot beam and effectively return the WGA or N.A.M.B.L.A. members to the negotiation table.

What pisses me off even more royally than a writers strike... is the actors promoting it. Once Jedi-like members of society such as Jay Leno, the ever ugly Sally Field, Alec Balding-win and former non-traitor and correspondant for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Steve Carrell are supporting the picketers and Jay Leno gave them donuts. When was the last time Leno showed up on my front porch and gave me a delicious confection? It was my inauguration day, but thats not important now. Traitors all!

Get back to work you lazy assholes. Lousy communists.