HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST FRIEND GUY!

Hey there Mr. Bono
Happy Fucking Birthday
Turn off that awesome Colbert cause heres some birthday wishes
In case you haven't noticed you turn twenty today
So get off your heathen 20 ass and fucking celebrate!

Happy birthday to my best friend in the world, Chris Bono Almighty Nagy. As you may know he is heir to the throne. So if I die, this becomes his domain. Wayne Empire magazine is his. That is my gift to him... plus what I am actually getting him for his birthday. Glad to be your friend pal.

Chris, you're the man. For all you do, this posts' for you.

Sincerely!

EMPEROR WAYNE